lolin @ the b-store

Sometimes I work at the bookstore. Usually it is a good time because in the bookstore, lives Hannah who fills my life with joy. Here is a little example of our days working together. Written by Hannah, stolen by me.

Amanda came back to the Bookstore to help me out with some Athletic Books stuff, so needless to say, the days are a bit more...entertaining (except today when I was ornery).

"K, you tell me who the author is, and I'll shelve it (under the corresponding letter)," I told her.
"Ok, P," she says, spitting on me.
"Oh, thanks for enunciating that," I reply as we go on shelving books.

author...shelf...
author...shelf...

"GOD, as in GOD," Amanda told me as I shelved the previous book.
"What? God wrote a book?"
"Yeah, uh, hello?" She replies, waving a copy of the Holy Bible at me (used for a humanities class).
I am now laughing uncontrollably at this point, "That is not under God, it's under the publisher, Zondervan," I managed to wheeze out.
"Oh no, no, Hannah, you know GOD wrote it. Put it under 'G'," she command as I proceed to put it under "Z".

I'm now laughing so hard because she was actually serious, so I run into the office to record this little conversation on the Ramen Board. I then come back to the shelf, where Amanda is still working away, and find those Holy Bibles shelved under "G".

The end.

srsly loling

here are some funny interweb thingz.

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silly cats

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I would like to say this is not what I do all day, but it is. If finding amusing pictures online was a class, I would be getting an A. However, it is not and I am not. h8 school.

"If Pitchfork could review my life I wonder what they would give me.Probably a five. I am just seraching for authenticity."