Getting Stabby

For work I wrote a blog about Kim Kardashian and linked it to our Facebook. The following is why I hate the internet:

Express your opinion, girlfriend, all I ask is that you please PLEASE stop with the unnecessary quotation marks.

Still, how can I hate something that brings me all of these treasures:

Parks and Recreation. Thanks to Netflix I will watch you every day until I die.

Trend Alert

Hey, have you guys seen the latest trend?





Cell phone hands!! Okay. They’re not a thing yet and I actually found these photos on a fashion blog that called them a “don’t” but that doesn’t matter. What matters is that I get my hands on one (because then jokes like that never have to stop! Ever!)

Put a ring on it!

When are these hitting the Apple store? Because I'm single and I could really use a fake hand to hold.

How I Spent my Summer Vacation

Business Time

While browsing LinkedIn today, I noticed everyone has really professional portraits on their profiles. Always behind on the trends of the business world, I still have a little gray figure as my icon and clearly this makes me look really unprofessional.  

The real question I have is how do you go about getting a photo like this of yourself?

 Do you go to a studio and explain that you need some professional looking pictures? Is it required that you wear a pantsuit? Because I don't own one of those. The best I can do is a pencil skirt and a blazer that I got at a thrift store thinking I would totally wear it and I never did. Also, is it better to stare into the camera, challenging potential employers to find someone better than you at business things or to smile softly, letting your eyes convey that you're a team player? Because I've seen both and they are equally as powerful. 

For poses, I was thinking of either having a newspaper tucked under my arm to convey that I graduated in journalism or holding up a keyboard next to my face to show that I understand new media. What do you think?

Bacon+Bears

I'm really breaking months of blog silence to post a picture that was made possible by this site  and this site.

Pie Hole

 I feel like a copycat with the photo/song format, but this is all that's rattling around in my head. Pizza and Cults. 

 

Oh, and also I got excited when I saw a kitten in the clouds this morning while driving to work.

Yeah, enjoy

If anyone were to track the things I Google on a daily basis…it would not be much weirder than anyone else's Google searches. Right?

A sampling of today's inquiries:

Bowl cuts for women

The history of Swiss watches

What are those things called that you use to hang glasses around your neck?

Pederast

Words ending in "doux"

Olivia Palermo 

Shiba Inu puppy cam

Island made of an upside down rock pictures 

 And so concludes the most worthless thing I have ever spent ten minutes on. That's a lie.